The Dreaded Plane Ride

This plane ride was hanging over our heads the WHOLE week.

I was so nervous about this.  Because we were running a man to man defense and I knew there would be NO down time.  None.  Because how could there be?  "Here Dave, hold both babies while I catch some Z's.  I'll get you back next plane ride.  Thanks."

And then there is the whole topic of these babies don't really know or trust us yet. So they might just cry the whole 24 hour trip.  This was my fear.  And it was gripping my heart and I felt a bit of a panic attack coming on every time I thought about it.

While at the same time, just wanting to get on the plane and get home.  Oh, the dilemma.

We got to the airport and were hoping for seats with a bassinet.  Its was the ONLY way we'd get any kind of break on the plane.  We asked for one when we checked in.  The language barrier made me feel like the guy sort of ignored that little request.  But there was no telling.

We weren't sure if he hooked us up, or did not, but we were hoping and wishing and praying.

Then we went into this little restaurant/cafe thing and got some less than fabulous pizza and waters.  We fed the boys and sat down for the long haul.

But then something smelled not so right.  Yep.  One of my little man had a serious issue in his going home clothes.

How lovely.

So I trucked it on over to the bathroom to change him.

Have I mentioned how adorable my boys are?  Well, they are SO flippin' cute.  Its almost an issue because when your child has a blow out diaper, and you are a new mom with little experience cleaning up that much mess, you suddenly get an audience.

REALLY?  You think I want you to watch me do this?  Maybe oggle my baby once we're all cleaned up, okay?  Thanks.

So I'm at the baby changing station and these two lovely Ethiopian ladies who work at the airport are watching me and talking to Kingston (I think it was Kingston, but I honestly don't remember anymore…).  They are talking in another language and I can only imagine what they are saying as I peel away the onsie and throw it away, bathe my child with baby wipes, and attempt to find some new jammies in my bag.  All while leaving a hand on the child so he does not roll off the table thing and gagging from what I can only describe as a horrendous sight and smell.

It was not my best moment.   And I'm so thrilled I got to share it with two strangers who talked about me in a language I did not understand.

Oh.  And have you tried washing your hands with an infant in your arms?  Its tricky.  Its a one hand at a time kind of deal.  I mastered it by the time we got home.

So then it was time to go through the next part of security.  Where there are no bathrooms, or places to buy water, or garbage cans even.  So we waited as long as we could, just in case Kyrie wanted to replay his brothers shining moment in the bathroom.

We got to go through the line a little faster because we had two babies.  Or because I had crazy eyes after no sleep and twin babies.  Who knows.

We got up to the next ticket booth by our gate and asked again about bassinet seats.

The lady looked at us like we'd lost our minds and said, "not anymore."

Um?  Like we were supposed to come here 2 hours ago with NO supplies and/or bathroom?  Can't you make an exception for us?  LOOK AT US!  We're losing our minds and we have two babies.  Count them.  TWO!

But I didn't say that.  I choked back my tears of despair and found a seat.

And that is when Kingston threw up his whole bottle on David.  ALL over David.  Because he was "wearing" him in an ergo carrier.  And it wasn't spit up.  It was projectile formula vomit.

Have I mentioned to you yet that there were no bathrooms in this area?  Yeah, he was stuck in that nasty shirt for the next couple hours because its not exactly culturally appropriate to whip off your shirt for a clean one.

We were in rough shape, and we hadn't even gotten on the plane yet.

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Finally it was time to board.  We got to board in the first group - again because of the babies.  Which we wouldn't have realized if a nice lady hadn't told us to check the color on our ticket because we had children.  This made me very happy.  Thank you nice lady.

We had purchased three seats so that we would have the whole row to ourselves.  Plus, who wants to sit by the couple with twin babies?

David changed his shirt, and I changed some diapers before we left.  The hardest part about that was the Kingston out of nowhere had this diaper rash that was ridiculous.  Like raw, and bleeding bottom.  Poor guy!!  So he screamed every time I changed his diaper.  Which I'm pretty sure the whole plane could hear.

Sorry, friends on the plane.

Besides that, the boys did FAN TAS TIC!  They really surprised us.  They slept well on the plane, and we were able to sleep with them in our arms.  They ate well, spit up minimally, and were happy to be carried around the plane and look at people from time to time.

Daddy and Kyrie

Me and Kingston

Check the usage of the neck pillows and plane pillows.  Genius.

Doesn't that child look so comfortable?

The plane...

It was hard to eat with a baby on your lap, but we made it work.  And all the people around us were so distracted by the cuteness of our babies that they didn't mind the two 5 minute periods where there was some inconsolable crying.  And it was really no more than that!  We felt so lucky to have the nice people around us  :)

Except for the interesting pair behind us.  They were the type that called the flight attendant 100 times for extra crackers with their meal, more salad dressing, another 'cheese' thingy, more coke, another cup with ice, more ice please, and another blanket.  We had 2 babies with us and required less attention.  Oh - and the one time Kyrie was crying as we landed in Rome to refuel (and he cried because he had to be buckled in and couldn't move) the woman behind us sat with her blanket over her head, and her hands over her ears (over the blanket).  It was a little dramatic for 5 minutes of crying.  But whatever :)  I actually didn't even feel worried about what she thought.  I giggled at her ridiculousness.

We were told we had a direct flight to Grand Rapids.  But that was a big fat lie.  Or a trick I should say.  Because a direct flight is NOT the same thing as a nonstop flight (says the man at the check in desk Washington D.C. before I boarded a flight to Chicago.)  Little did he know that I had just got out of the immigration line with a child that smelled like something toxic.  Because one blow out on a trip is just not enough.  And as I tearfully asked him if there was a sooner flight so we wouldn't have an 8 hour layover in D.C. Kyrie realized he was overdue for his bottle.  And I sat on the floor right there to feed him because my arms had zero strength to hold him and do it.

And that lovely man got us on an earlier flight.  NOT a nonstop flight.  And NOT a direct flight either (which by the way - means you go to Chicago, switch planes a quick sec, and THEN go to GR.)

But a regular flight where you switch planes and go to GR.  Which sounded mysteriously like that direct flight he told me about, but whatever.

When we got to the gate, the nicest airline lady EVER came over and talked to me about the boys.  She has twins to and she just went on and on about how I could do it, and it would be hard, but hang in there, and take time for my husband, and all sorts of good things like that.  She was lovely.  Just lovely.

Then we flew to Chicago, and sprinted with 2 babies to the next gate.  Like a fool, I decided not to put Kyrie in the Moby wrap.  Because I thought the gate would be very, very close (like in that direct flight situation.)  But silly me, it was NOT a direct flight, and our gate was in a whole different terminal and I didn't realize it until I had already committed to not using the Moby, and we didn't want to stop to put it on because we were afraid we would miss our connecting flight, and my arms were BURNING and I complained the whole way about how I couldn't make it another second.

But I did make it, surprising us all.

And we got on the smallest plane in the history of the world and flew to GR.  The boys slept that whole plane ride.

And……  EXHALE……  WE WERE HOME!!!!

We had planned on having our families and friends at the airport to greet us.  But that was when we thought we were getting to GR in the evening.  Since we took the earlier flight (which we were SO thankful for) we got in to Grand Rapids while most people were still at work.

But our parents were there, and my best friend and her husband were there too.  And it was wonderful.

Here we come….

My mom meeting her grandson for the first time!

Now I feel like I need to include a disclaimer here.  I was in a weird state at this point.  I was SO tired.  And emotional.  And I hadn't looked in a mirror since before we left Ethiopia (apparently motherhood does that to you) and I may have been a bit delirious.

And it was cold in Michigan.

So I might have been that crazy mom who changed her children's diapers and clothes in the middle of the airport.  But in my defense, there was NOBODY there when I started, and about 100 planes got in while I was in the midst of it.

Sorry boys.

Mommy Kisses

Cute hat and WHOA mom's teeth.

SO happy my boys are home!!

NOT in love with the carseats

Me in the backseat - between the boys.

We were on our way home!  And so happy about it!!

We had been so great about bottles and feeding the whole plane ride.  Because that is what responsible parents do.

But, like an IDIOT, I wasn't thinking about the drive home.  Its only about a 40 minute drive, so I just wasn't thinking about if it fell over a feeding time.

Well, it did.

And I had no water for the bottles.

MOM FAIL.

So now they are in these carseats which probably feel like a death trap to them, and they are hungry.  And crying.  And there is horrible traffic.

So we pull over to get some water.  David runs in to buy water.

Its cold.

FREEZING cold.

And I tried to warm it up, but how?  So obviously the boys screamed and wouldn't drink the bottles.  I cannot blame them.

MOM FAIL again.

It was the worst car ride of my life.  And it went in slow motion.  But they both cried themselves to sleep (sorry boys!) and we made it home.  They woke up soon after we got home, and were all smiles, so I think they forgave and forgot my mom fails.

It has been so wonderful to be home with these boys.  We are slowly trying to get into a routine, and trying to sleep longer at night :)

I'm excited to start writing about my experiences as a mom.  This is a whole different world :)  These boys have brought out a whole new me.  Its a lot of fun, and I'm excited to share more of our amazing journey as a family with you!!